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LINED UP FOR THE MARCH TODAY THE THREE TEAMS MARCHED ITS ARMIES AT THE UN STADUIM IN UN CITY.........THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THEY STARTED TO PRACTICE HERE .. DUE TO HARSH WEATHER THE STADUIM WAS COLSED AND NOW ITS OPENED AGAIN ... A SPECIAL OLYMPIC TORCH IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION AT THE UN BU ILDING WHICH PARTIALLY LOOKS LIKE THE ONES USED FOR THE 2008 BEIJING OLYMPICS

a extremist green house supporter a angry housemaster BUS CARRYING A FAMOUS GIRLS SCHOOLS COMPETITORS THE ANNUAL INTER HOUSE SWIMMING MEET WAS HELD TODAY AT THE UN POOL COMPLEX.......MASSIVE CROWDS WATCHED THE ACTION AS THE THREE TEAMS TOOK ON EACHOTHER IN SWIMMING , THERE WAS ALSO 4 SCHOOLS INVITED FOR A INTER SCHOOL RELAY CHAMPIONSHIP SPONSORED BY THE UN regent international won the sponsored relay meet....... the greenies won the overall match - crowds of the greenies cheer in celebration with 71 points

PICTURES FROM C.N.N today the government of russia attacked the u.s after the u.s president T.FERNANDO stole the russian president pen and threw it to the bin where BASKETBALL PLAYER H.ADISH FELL AND BROKE IT IN THE EARLIER REPORT, the u.s was given a apology for hitting him when he was sick

TODAY BASKETBALL PLAYER H.ADISH WAS INJURED DURING A SHORT GAME IN THE UN OFFICE BUILDING....THE GAME WAS THEN TURNED TO HORROR AS H. ADISH CRASHED TO A NEARBY GARBAGE BIN FORCING THE BIN TO BE BROKEN ( PLACING HIM IN THE UN- BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS- ONLY PERSON TO RECIE VE A CERTIFICATE FOR USING A HEAD TO BREAK OBJECTS) RECEIVING CERTIFICATE IN HOSPITAL ( Reuters)

A ENGINEER FROM MY3 GROUP HAS DESIGNED A REVOLUTIONARY DESIGN FOR THEIR TEAM..... BASED ON CHINESE PAGODAS , HE HAS DESIGNED THIS REVOLUTIONARY IDEA HIMSELF ( SEE DESIGN ) HOWEVER THE DESIGN WAS SHOWN TO THE GREENIES BOSS WHO DID GIVE THE APPROVAL , BUT TIME IS THE ISSUE BLOCKING THEM FROM DEVOLOPING THIS GREAT CONCEPT

A FIREMAN WALKS NEXT TO THE DESTROYED HOUSE-BOARD ( bbc photo :) ) today the PINK TEAM said that their houseboard was attacked by a unknown arsonist who has dammaged the houseboard he was caught on a security camera tape - see (N.B.C HOWEVER NO SUSPECTS WERE FOUND AT THE SCENE OF CRIME THE PRESIDENT OF TAIWAN SAID IT " CAN BE A 2 LEGGED MONKEY , OR A 4 LEGGED ONE" SUSPECTING SOME INVOLVEMENT FROM A MONKEY WHICH WAS PROVED WRONG BY THE C.S.I INVESTIGATIONS WILL CONTINUE !!!!!!!!!!

A CRAN E LIFTS THE BASE OF THE GIANT EAGLE WHICH THE TEAM ORANGE HOPES TO PUT IN FRONT OF T HEIR CASTLE ( SEE EARLIER REPORT) 12.00 S.L.T ( SRILANKAN TIME ) TODAY REPORTS FLOODED THE NEWS OFFICE AS REPORTS FROM THE THREE HOUSES POURED IN SAYING THAT THE MEGA HOUSE BOARDS UNDER CONSTRUCTION HAS BEEN DELAYED......THE ORANGE TEA M HAS PROBLEMS WITH ITS MASSIVE EAGLE ,THE CASTLE IS ALREADY COMPLETED A BEAM USED TO SUPPORT THE HOUSEBOARD OF THE GREENIES......... THE GREEN TEAM ALSO HAS PROBLEMS WITH ITS DESIGN, FIRST IT USES BROKEN MIRROR PEICES FOR THE LAYOUT THIS IS TO BE FIXED TO A ROTATING BANNER ..... SEE PICTURE- THERE WERE ALSO REPORTS OF FRIENDSHIP DURING THE UN GAMES AS WELL...... THE GREENIES WERE HELPED BY TEAM ORANGE ( who got together and sabotaged team PINKS construction ) THE TWO MAIN TEAMS RIVALING FOR THE HOUSEBOARDS WILL BE THE GREENIES AND ORANGE, BUT FRIENDSHIP TOO NEVER CHANGED !!!!! HELPING TO ASSEMBLE THE STEEL ROTATING CAGE (BELOW) SOME OF THE GREEN AND ORANGE

THE UN HAS BEEN HIT BY THE LOVE BUG THIS WEEK...... HERE ARE A FEW SHORT STORIES....... *THE THAI PRESIDENT GETS APPROVAL FROM HIS CRUSH ON HER BIRTHDAY!!!... *ALLEGATIONS BROUGHT AGAINST RUSSIAN PRESIDNT BY SWITZERLAND * SWISS PRESIDENT DEVELOPS CRUSH ON U.S PRESIDNT SISTER...WHO IS THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFONIA , DUE TO THE CELEBRATIONS THE PRESIDNT RELEASED FREE FARMVILLE GIFTS FOR FACE BOOK AND MYSPACE USERS HOWEVER THERE ARE UNKNOWN NUMBER OF EVENTS HAPPENING AS WE SPEAK...

ANNUAL UN GAMES-2010 AS THE ANNUAL UN GAMES COMMENCE ...THE THREE PARTIES INVOLVED HAVE STARTED CONSTRUCTION OF GIGANTIC HOUSE BOARDS ...... THE GREENIES ARE TO SET UP A GIGANTIC 3D BANNER :) IN THE UN STADIUM ......... THE TEAM ORANGE HOPES TO BUILD THIS REPLICA OF A CASTLE AND THIS IS THEIR BOARD....... HOWEVER THE PINKIES ,WHO WERE SMUG OVER THEIR LAST VICTORIES WERE NOT INTERESTED IN MAKING A HOUSE BOARD......HERE ARE A FEW HOUSE BOARD WORKERS WHO ENJOYED SWIMMING IN THE UN LAKE ...... SADLY NO MORE HOUSE PARADES WERE NOT ORGANIZED DUE TO HEAVY RAINS WHICH FLOODED THE STADIUM COMPLEX

best of netball - photo comments tony Greg inspecting the field before match.... "THE PITCH IS MOSTLY DRY DUE TO THE RECENT DROUGHT IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY...WE CAN SEE THE LOVELY LADIES LINING UP FOR THE GAME :( AND ITS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL " OTHER COMMENTATORS AT THE SITE WERE DJ SHAMMI , AND STEVE WATSON (W.W.E).......... " WE WERE INTERRUPTED BY A DURING THE GAME by a ITALIAN ELEPHANT ....HOWEVER WE MANAGED TO COVER UP THE LOSSES BY ADVERTISING FOR VOLKSWAGEN AND MINI COOPER CAR COMMERCIALS " -DJ SHAMMI the U.S PRESIDENT provided the field with a papare band ....... however the cheering turned bad when a greenies player was admitted to the I.C.U DR SHAMMI INTERVIEWED ABOUT THE PATIENTS SITUATION PINKIES SHOWOFF THEIR SMUGNESS TO OTHERS........ :@

TODAY THE SWEDISH GOVERNMENT SAID THEY INCREASED THEIR TUBE LIGHT PRODUCTION ......SWEDISH TUBELIGHTS ARE KNOWN TO START VERY SLOWLY AND SOMETIMES NOT LIGHT AT ALL a typical swedish tubelight..... :P

NEW PLANET OF THE APES 2 WILL BE SHOT IN BALANGODA ........THE MOVIE WILL BE FILMED BY ROLAND EMMERICH ( DIRECTOR OF 2012) the movie is themed on the native BALANGODA WANARAYA (SARUS ERECTUS) a plane crash sends a family to mahiyanganaya(aka o.ladden) ...the family is then faced in a life or death situation when the balangoda wanaraya attacks their pilot....film out soon !!!!!!!!

today a Swedish woman from Sweden said she has changed gender , in a interview we saw that she was wearing male clothing to the UN and she told us that it was because she saw a Afghan woman also who changed gender.....

BIG MATCH VICTORY GOES TO THE GREENIES during the inter UN games 2010 - cricket match which was the biggest game after the basketball match ...the pinkies who were sure of a easy victory were pushed to third

TODAY AT THE ANNUAL UN GAMES -BASKETBALL MATCH THE BASKET BALL WAR RAGED ON.....THE VICTORY IN THE GAME WENT TO THE PINKIES WHILE THE GREENIES WON THE JUNIOR MATCH.....DUE TO PRESIDENT (DJ SHAMMI) EVERYONE ENJOYED THE VICTORY DUE TO THE AGE SOME JUDGES WERE IRRITATED OF THE MUSIC ( SEE BELOW :) )

president shammi of congo returns today to the UN ...however after his resignation he has become a music DJ ,and was the official DJ of the INTER UN BASKETBALL MATCH.........( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L4-gjBxLFg )

TODAY THE U.S OFFICIALLY FILED A DIVORCE CASE AMIDST THE HO**S***** ALLEGATIONS FILED AT THE UN......WE WILL NOT FURTHER ELABORATE ON THIS BECAUSE IT WAS ASKED TO BE CENSORED BY THE U.S OMAN ( OH - MAN ) JOINS THE UK....BUT STILL PUZZLED HOW THE UN WORKS NETBALL VICTORY GOES TO AFGHANISTAN, SWEDISH TEAM LOSES BY 5 POINTS

FR SILVA APPOINTED AS UN PRIEST CANT U SEE U ****** THAT IM TRYING TO DO A ******* CLASS HERE !!!!!! Mr cave mans ideas after mass TODAY AT 12:15 S.L.T (SRILANKAN TIME ) THE PRESIDENT OF SWITZERLAND WAS ORDINATED AS THE OFFICIAL PRIEST OF THE UN ,FROM NOW ON HE WILL BE KNOWN AS FR SILVA ,DURING HIS FIRST MASS A SWEDISH WOMAN SAID THAT T HE PRIEST LOOKED LIKE HER FATHER ,THERE WAS A BITTER ARGUMENT AND THIS DISTURBED THE NATIVE CAVEMAN NEXT DOOR TO THE UN HE WAS OUTRAGED THIS TIME AS WELL AND LAST TIME HE WAS OUTRAGED THAT THE PRIEST WAS GOING TO CONVERT THE WILDLIFE TO CHRISTIANITY ,THE CAVE MAN SHOUTED BACK THAT HIS FELLOW CAVEMEN ARE DISTURBED BY THIS SHOUTING (ONE OF MR CAVEMAN PORTRAITS :) ) !