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NEWS IN BRIEF :à·ƒියල්ල කෙට්ටියෙන් :موجز أخبار

UN to tarmac premises......the UN square has been shut down for tarmac laying process UN members move downstairs for term exams .......no one seems happy Russian president hospitalized during exam .....

UN to open RESTAURANT for the un SCIENCE FAIR....

"waiters undergoing training to attack non-paying customers by strangling them " UN TO START A RESTAURANT IN UN PREMISES .... the members started a discussion and appointed members to different posts..... sales are expected to be very high......the un members expect to donate samples of their national foodstuff.......distinguished guests include the the un secretary general , lak-mina , and sapara-maddu.....though these choices were debated ...the plan went on and the restaurant will be open on the 10th of December from 9.00 am to 1.30 pm..... "discussion about the invitees "

INDEPENDENCE STRUGGLE TO BE CRUSHED BY ARMED FORCES

THURSDAY 11TH NOV 2010 LOCATION-UNITED NATIONS building. after the exile of THE SAPARA-MADU regime on Wednesday , former allies of the regime has sent troops in mass numbers to crush the uprising .....most notable incidents such as shootings, deportation has occured .....REGIMENTS OF THE 59TH LAK-MINA TANK DIVISION ,armed with LAKA -72 TANKS and LK-47 ASSULT RIFLES stormed the peaceful independence victory celebrations ...... picture showing a LAKA-72 tank moving through the streets due to these reasons people are living in deep fear as tanks are given the order to SHOOT ON SITE CNN MANAGED TO GET SOME INTERVIEWS WITH SOME LOCALS- "we are really scared , if you go out ...you will get shot......now you have to ask permission to go out......and you need PERMISSION TO GO TO THE TOILET..." confidential name.. "they are all mad.....the lak-mina division is crazy"...... o.laden "i cant even hit girls....**** them " hazzan fernandus

STRUGGLE FOR INDEPENDENCE-DICTATOR SAPARAMADZ FLEES

Wednesday10 th nov 2010 location - UNITED NATIONS building today the people rejoiced for the victory of their long awaited struggle to topple the Sapara-Madu regime people are seen in joyful and happy faces and can be seen cheering about the streets of the un complex.....the sapara-madu regime ,which is the most terrifying regime known to people have been known to cause sickness ,depression,lack of interest and irritation for decades......... the leader of the sapara-madu regime SAPPA -alias SAPARAMADU is currently in exile for three days in CINNAMON GRAND hotel in COLOMBO,SRILANKA and is under high security people are seen giving "cheers " with any liquid in hand ...even water

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2010

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