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"NOW NOW ,TELL ME ALL YOUR PROBLEMS " - ECON.NET "ECON.NET IS LIKE PAPARAZZI ,THEY COME ASKING MY PROBLEMS ANEY " - S-MAN "I GOT MANY DIPLOMAS IN PSYCHOLOGY " - ECON.NET "hehehehehe"PSYCHOLOGY"- TERMINATOR S-MAN RELATED TO TERMINATOR :0 ??? THIS STUNNING FACT WAS DISCOVERED BY MR S-MAN-TI (PRONOUNCED - SMAN ANTI ) LATIN S-M-ANTI WHO IS THE CREATOR OF ECON.NET ECON.NET A HIGHLY RECOGNIZED PSYCHOLOGICAL HEALING PROGRAM WITH OVER 500 PSYCHOLOGY DIPLOMAS AND WITH A EXPERIENCE OF 5 YEARS IN HEALING SAID TODAY <-S-MAN RUNS FOR SAFETY AS S-MAN ANTI TRIES TO CURE HIM " I SAW S-MAN GOING TO THE TERMINA TORS LAB MANY TIMES,I TRIED TO SOLVE ALL HIS PROBLEMS ,HE JUST RUNS OVER THERE ,SO I THINK THEY ARE RELATED !! " HOWEVER WE ARE STILL NOT SURE WHETHER THE TERMINATOR AND S- MAN ARE RELATED.....WE WILL BRING THE LATEST DEVELOPMENTS ON THIS AS IT HAPPENS

"I LOOK FUNNY IN THOSE GROUP PHOTOS" - SOMEBODY "IM HAPPY THEY DIDN'T CALL ME" - TERMINATOR "DUH!!!!WE ARE NOT LEAVING THE SCHOOL"- JUNIOR GRADUATES "THEIR SCHOOL CAREER IS OVER ,THEY ARE GOING FOR FURTHER STUDIES ELSEWHERE (R.I.C FOR EXAMPLE ) " - DEAN OF UN COLLEGE "HOLD STILL TILL SHOW OFF MY CAMERA...THIS CAN UPLOAD PHOTOS TO FACEBOOK TOO!!!" - UNKNOWN FIGURE THE UN COLLEGE GRADUATION DAY WAS A DAY OF CELEBRATION ,PRIDE AND DIGNITY TO THE SCHOOL - SAYS SOMEBODY ......THE FIRST EVENT WAS THE DECORATION OF THE ALTAR AS SHOWN BELOW <-PRIESTS BLESS CONGREGATION THE MOST GLORIOUS EVENT WERE THE PHOTOGRAPHS AS SHOWN ABOVE IT WAS FIRST CONDUC TED BY A SKILLED FACEBOOK UPLOADER UNTIL A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER ARRIVED...HOWEVER WE ARE UNABLE TO BRING YOU MORE ON THIS NEWS MAINLY DUE TO THE FACT THAT WE WERE BUSY REPORTING THE NEWS BELOW .......

TUBE-LIGHT SUPPORT ADDED AGAIN DUE TO OUR VAST READERSHIP TUBE-LIGHT PRONUNCIATION (PRONOUNCED - PRO NOUN-SEE AA-SION) HAS BEEN ENABLED TO OUR NEWS AFTER A ABSENCE OF 5 MONTHS TERMINATOR MAKES NOISE A CCTV FOOTAGE SHOWS THE TERMINATOR WALKING WHILE MAKING A FUNNY NOISE ,NO COMMENT WAS RECIEVED FROM THE TERMINATOR ABOUT THIS INCIDENT BUT EXPERTS WHO ANALYSED THE VIDEO SAY IT WAS THE TERMINATORS FOOTWEAR OR EXPIRED YOGURT :P

<- UN COLLEGE ADMINISTRATIVE BUILDING "WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU STUDENTS ,YOU FOLLOWED MY PATH " - DEAN OF UN COLLEGE "I HOPE YOU WILL BE GREAT MEN AND WOMEN IN THE PRESENT SOCIETY , THESE DAYS......bla....bla......bla.....bla.....blablabla.....SO KEEP THESE THINGS IN YOUR MIND , THEY ARE VERY VERY IMPORTANT AS FAR AS YOUR EXAMINATIONS ARE CONCERNED " - PROF ALBERT-MADU "LETS HAVE A BEACH-PARTY " - UNKNOWN FIGURE :P "HOPE YOU WILL JOIN R.I.C AFTER THIS " HITLER Jr "STAND IN LINE AND PLACE YOUR RIGHT HAND IN FRONT " - GENERAL ASSEMBLY OATH TODAY THE UN COLLEGE CELEBRATES ITS 3RD GRADUATION DAY , ATLEAST 16 STUDENTS WILL BE GETTING THEIR LEAVING PARTY ,HOWEVER JUNIOR STUDENTS WILL ALSO BE GETTING A BEFORE EXAMINATIONS MASS ,STAY TUNED FOR MORE NEWS AS IT HAPPENS

UN MEMBERS PLANS A HOLIDAY , AND WHAT BETTER PLACE TO VISIT MORE THAN THE HIMALAYAS , THE HOLIDAY WILL BE ON THE 10TH OF JUNE .AND IN THE CURRENT WORLD CRISIS THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT AND A FEW OTHER DIPLOMATS WILL NO BE ATTENDING THE TRIP. "WE HAVE BOOKED A HELICOPTER ALREADY "- TSU-FUN "I KNOW,LETS TAKE SOME MACHINE GUNS AND KNIVES , LETS THROW HIM OFF A CLIFF " - THUGS "IM NOT GOING"- T.FERNANDUS "NO (DRINKS) GUYS" - UN MEMBER

s TILL AFTER 2 MONTHS OF ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE KING ARTHUR IS STILL ON THE MOST POPULAR FILM IN U/N HISTORY . "our fans want more yarr "-says INDIAN CO-ORDINATING MR INDIKAR SINGH DOHNI . ..speaking further MR INDIKAR said - "they said they want another film for their concerts yarr...i said we cant give a bluddy drama you !!!!!!!!!!!! ,i am so depressed yarr " <- MR INDIKAR SINGH DHONI we did interview MR T.FERNANDUS who is the director of the film,he said -"MJ is gone , so is the Arthurian legacy , we dont want to show it again ,i dont" ALSO MR T.FERNANDUS IN A INTERVIEW WITH CNN OVER TELEPHONE EXPRESSED THESE IDEAS - " "its s*** them b****** should respect the master* of drama and they trying to replay it is hypocrisy pfft (SIGNAL ERROR) thinking that THE PEOPLE are better off without MJ **** them *mJ " TIME 18:40 HOURS WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK CNN FOR THEIR SUPPORT IN GIVING US THESE COMMENTS THE FANS HOWEVER INSI

NEVER FEAR......''S'' MAN IS HERE!!!!!!!! ™ (OFFICIAL ADVERTISEMENT) "THANK GOD YO U WERE THERE "- TERMINATOR "I..I COULD HAVE TAKEN THEM ALL DOWN....SEE...TAKE THAT ....." - SAVED BOY "WHERES MY PHONE?????" - S-MAN HEROES ARE EVERYWHERE ,BUT SUPERHEROES ARE RARE........ ONE SUCH CASE IS REPORTED FROM THE UN COMPLEX TODAY ,A BOY WHO WAS BEATEN UP BY SEVERAL GANGSTERS WAS SAVED BY A UNKNOWN FIGURE CALLED THE "S-MAN" ....... THE FIGHTING ORIGINALLY HAS STARTED AS A HATE CRIME DIRECTED TOWARDS THE NATO (SEE BELOW - UN CIVIL WAR ) THE BOY WAS ATTACKED BY DOZENS OF EASTERN BLOC MEMBERS , (POLICE INTERVIEWS BOY) (BOY BEATEN UP:) ) (S-MAN PUNCHES BADGUY-SAVES BOY) (BAD GUYS FLEEING SCENE) S-MAN WAS LATER THANKED FOR HIS BRAVERY ON THAT DAY !!!!!

*********************************************************************************** UN MEMBERS GET HOLIDAYS UNTIL THE 26 TH !! ************************************************************************************ FACEBOOK ADDS -DIVINE CHATTING!!!! ADDRESSING A REQUEST FROM THE DIRECTOR GENERAL OF THE UN ,FACEBOOK HAS ADDED DIVINE CHATTING TO ITS NETWORK " WE RECOMMEND OUR UN FACEBOOK MEMBERS TO USE DIVINE CHATTING* WHEN CHATTING IN FACEBOOK. ." - Director general UN ************************************************************************************* UN CIVIL WAR BREAKS OUT !!!! THE UN TODAY WAS RIPPED APART WHEN THE U/S LEAD NATO FORCES OPPOSED THE EASTERN BLOC ,THE SITUATION WAS TERRIBLE AS CYBER ATTACKS WERE A COMMON SIGHT THROUGHOUT THE INTERNET , WORLD LEADERS ASK THE AGGRESSIVE NATIONS TO BACK DOWN AS THE WORLD HAS REACHED A POINT OF ANNIHILATION ,HOWEVER NO MAJOR ATTACK HAS STILL TAKEN PLACE .... ***************

Russia Makes worlds largest building!!!!!! Russia makes the worlds largest baroque building na med the - maiden hall which Russia assumes is the largest they built , the project was supported by Mr Terminator (chief engineer and consultant) ,Mr MJ (spellchecker , commentator) and Mr Thaws ( chief of staff and media presenter ) and the usually unspoken cousin Miss C (official tubelight provider , common worker :P) ( MR Terminator ) ( Mr MJ ) ( Mr Thauws ) ( Miss C )

ALLEGED SCRIPT BLUEPRINTS SHOWED UP IN A WEBSITE REVEALING WHAT APPEARED TO BE A SCRIPT TO A NEW FILM ,HOWEVER OFFICIALS CONFESSED THAT THIS IS ONLY A IDEA AND WILL BE FILMED IN JUNE OR JULY (this film is also to be directed by T.Fernandus)