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UN COLLEGE HAS ONCE AGAIN BANNED THE USAGE OF PLAYING CARDS ,THIS WAS MADE AFTER THE DEAN OF UN COLLEGE SUSPECTED SENIOR STUDENTS OF DODGING VERY INTERESTING PHYSICS AND MATHS CLASSES BY PROF: ALBERTMADU  EVEN WITH THIS BAN IMPOSED MANY CLASSES AT UN COLLEGE PREFORM "UNDERGROUND CASINOS" which REMAIN ACTIVE IN EVERY SENIOR CLASSROOM TO COMBAT THIS SITUATION ,PRIVATE SECURITY CONTRACTORS SUCH AS LAK -MINA DIVISION HAVE TAKEN DRASTIC MEASURES TO PREVENT "UNDERGROUND CASINOS"   "WE JUST SEND PROF: ALBERTMADU TO A CLASS....THATS IT " -LAK-MINA DIVISION COMMANDER  "OUR CASINO IS DOING REALLY WELL,EVEN GIRLS HAVE TAKEN THIS GAME SERIOUSLY ..." - CASINO MANAGER 

UN COLLEGE CLOSES FOR 3RD TERM ON THE 15TH  UN COLLEGE WILL CLOSE  TOMORROW .  WITH A  MASS FOR THE STUDENTS 

" NOW NOW ,HOW MANY BOOKS ARE THERE" - S-MAN-ANTI "PEOPLE WILL  DEFINITELY     NOT BUY THESE SMALL PAGED EXERCISE BOOKS....THEY ARE EXPENSIVE " - CAPTAIN OBVIOUS  "FED UP OF COUNTING AND SORTING THIS STUFF" - SENIOR UN COLLEGE STUDENTS  THE UN HAS ONCE AGAIN PRINTED THIS YEARS ISSUE OF "UN EXERCISE BOOKS" - ADORNED WITH THE UN COUNCIL BUILDING ON ITS MAIN COVER ,AVAILABLE IN SQUARE ,SINGLE ,DOUBLED ,BLANK ,GRAPH AND DRAWING VARIANTS AT DIFFERENT SIZES STARTING FROM 80 PAGES ........WE CURRENTLY OFFER A DISCOUNT ON BOOKS THAT ARE SLIGHTLY DAMAGED AND DESTROYED WHEN WATER MANAGED TO SOAK ABOUT 98 BOOKS ......AVAILABLE FROM 15 TH TILL AUGUST ..

RUSSIAN PRESIDENT PLANS TO LEAVE THE UN.                                                                                      FIRST CONFIRMED A MONTH AGO,THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT SAYS HE IS PLANNING TO LEAVE THE UN BY THE END OF THIS TERM, ALTHOUGH THIS WILL COME TO EFFECT AFTER SEPTEMBER 2011 -STAY TUNED FOR MORE ON THIS TOPIC

OLD SCHOOL HEALTH NEWS!!!! health secrets TERMINATOR FINDS SECRET TO LOSING THAT FEW EXTRA TONNES.... "i cant fit in my Halloween costume anymore " -anonymous "i just dont eat that cake ..i just stare at it now" -Terminator  "now now ,what are your problems " - s-man-anti "can i still eat yogurt" - some lady.                                                                                                                                                                  it was once thought that 4-5 drinks at a concert can make you fat ..but now thanks to Dr Terminators new weight reduction therapy you can still wear those spider-man suits in your closet .. the technique is simple -says Dr Terminator ....    "you just have to keep staring at the food kept in front of you.....its that simple.....or you can hand it over to someone "  (  <-- woman following new therapy -Bangkok,Thailand )         (getting high on

UN COLLEGE EXAMS BEGIN THE UN COLLEGE TERM EXAMS STARTED TODAY CANNIBAL PARTY ROCKS UN!!! A CANNIBAL TYPE FOOD FESTIVAL WAS ORGANISED BY THE TAIWANESE DIRECTOR AT THE UN WHICH CONSISTED OF MOSTLY RAW MEATS AND BLOOD

ARE YOU JOBLESS?? ARE YOU BETWEEN THE AGES OF 12-75 ?? CAN YOU READ ENGLISH ??(if you can read this you are ok) THEN WE GOT THE JOB FOR YOU !!!!! IF YOU HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS ,YOU CAN BE OUR NEXT REPORTER............. THAT'S RIGHT ...YOU GOT THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME ....OLD SCHOOL NEWS (UN NEWS) IS SEARCHING FOR A REPLACEMENT REPORTER FOR THE YEAR  AD 2011 SEPTEMBER -2012 AUGUST ....... WHY WAIT ????? CONTACT OUR UN NEWS OFFICE NOW !!!! APPLY TODAY* *conditions apply

JUNE 15TH SCHOOL RESTARTS TODAY ,AFTER A LONG AND DIFFICULT UNEXCEL EXAMINATIONS ONCE AGAIN WE SEE THE USUAL UN MEMBERS IN CLASS.... THE OFFICIAL UN DIRECTOR IS MR SAPPS <- CAN I HAV SOME WATER PUTHA ??