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NEWS IN BRIEF :à·ƒියල්ල කෙට්ටියෙන් :موجز أخبار

SAPARA MADU REGIME EXECUTES TWO CIVILIANS -the sapara-madu regime known for its acts against humanity today executed two school children for not completing their homework a swiss boy named EYRINES and a unidentified RUSSIAN were executed in cold blood this way..

UN DECLARES PANDEMIC SITUATION

A QURANTINE SITUATION HAS BEEN DECLARED IN THE UN AS A NEW VIRUS HAS BEEN DETECTED IN ITS PREMISES .THE 2 TIMES NOBEL WINNER "GIMMI NEUTRON :P" HAS SHOWN THE FIRST SYMPTOMS AND A TAIWANESE MAN IDENTIFIED AS (SU-FUN) WAS THEN FOUND WITH THE SAME SITUATION ,HOWEVER THE TAIWANESE MANS CONDITION TURNED WORSE AS HIS STOMACH HCL LEVEL INCREASED,HE PASSED AWAY AT 1.30 PM.TO PREVENT ANY OTHER OUTBREAKS FROM HAPPENING ,THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT SPRAYED DISINFECTANT ON FOODSTUFF ...THE VIRUS IS KNOWN TO ATTACK THE HUMAN ALIMENTARY CANAL

SWEDISH PRESIDENT RESIGNS - ARRIVE IN AUSTRALIA

8th Saturday Jan 2011 The Swedish president leaves the country for retirement in Australia,she was last seen boarding a special VIP aircraft , due to communication problems she was not able to communicate with the UN members for some time.however a airport employee at Singapore international airport updated his FACEBOOK status saying that he saw her plane stop for refueling in Singapore..however there was no contact again as BRISBANE has FLOODED disrupting communications -more news soon !