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NAMS flu HITS THE UN ... many feared infected (not suitable for heart patients and viewers below 18 y.o.a)

"DONT SAY WE DIDNT WARN YOU :P" ...again  VIRUS OUTBREAK HITS THE UN.....AGAIN......BUT THIS IS NO ORDINARY COLD .........ITS THE N.A.M.S FLU  "IF IT IS A COLD SOME HOT LIQUIDS WILL DO "- Captain obvious  "DUH ...I WENT TO SCHOOL"- old schoolgirls association  "YUMMMMM...SNOT....."- zombie  the un has been hit by another virus outbreak......identified as N.A.M.S   (NEUROLOGICAL ASSIMILATING MOLECULAR SYNDROME ) or  Bacillus Kalubowilli    has already infected a significant population ...the figures are unknown as the UN was Busy with UNexcel examinations set away from the U/N   ..however we contacted Dr Arnold over the phone who explained  to us  how the virus works                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "the flu was first detected when a group of psycholo

Hitler EXECUTES the 3 game developers (MAY CONTAIN VIOLENT IMAGES)

<- BRUTAL IMAGES CAUGHT ON CAMERA BY OUR UNDERCOVER REPORTER :0 WE REQUIRE OUR READERS TO READ THE NEWS REPORTED EARLIER (SEE BELOW) "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" - NINTENDO "THEY ARE A INSULT TO MY GREAT EMPIRE,THEY ARE A DISGRACE TO MY NAZI UNIFORM " - HITLER DURING ASSEMBLY " SEE MR HITLER HOW THESE PEOPLE BEHAVE , TODAY I AM VERY VERY HAPPY ABOUT OUR PROGRESS, ...bla bla bla........SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP THESE THINGS IN MIND AS FAR AS YOUR EXAMINATIONS ARE CONCERNED " - PROFESSOR AL BERTMADU "NOW NOW ,WHAT WERE THEIR PROBLEMS " - SMAN/TI "I AM SHOCKED"- TERMINATOR (SEE NEWS BELOW FOR EARLIER REPORT ) NINTENDO ™(PRONOUNCED-************) (LATIN - NINTENDO D/S -************ ) WAS ABLE TO SHOW HITLER THAT THE GAMES POOL LIVE AND DAY AT THE BEACH WERE COPIED ILLEGALLY (SEE NEWS BELOW) AFTER A PENDING DECISION BY THE IMPERIAL NAZI CABINET ,HITLER ORDERED THE EXECUTION OF THE 3 GAME DEVE

NINTENDO ASKS HITLER TO KILL 3 GAME DESIGNERS

<- NINTENDO D/S TUBELIGHT TRANSLATION ENABLED FOR THIS PAGE <- Mr C***-Nati watching the 3 devolopers from a netbook From our correspondent in -Germany NINTENDO ™ (PRONOUNCED-*******) ( LATIN - ***************** ) has asked Hitler to execute 3 game devolopers who made UNLICENED COPIES OF POOL LIVE ™ AND DAY AT THE BEACH ™ Hitler in his morning general assembly said he will "execute those involved in this copyright allegation" the games were first released to Facebook ™ where Nintendo managed to pull the copyright allegation "im so happy i got credit from Hitler" - NINTENDO "I THINK MY NE TBOOK HANDLED th OSE HIGH RESOLUTION GAMES EASILY " - MR CHRISH-NATI (GAME TESTER FOR NINTENDO ) "I CANT BELIEVE IT, THOSE CHARACTERS IN POOL LIVE ™ are wearing nazi uniforms " - Hitler after watching the three on a netbook Hitler has already sent many credits and praises for "being vi

NEWS IN BRIEF :à·ƒියල්ල කෙට්ටියෙන් :موجز أخبار

IMRA ©  FM   STARTS WEB BROADCASTS  LIVE PLAYER IS ADDED TO  THE BLOG ON TOP ^  http://rakithapicturesonline.tk/ blackberry becomes no 1 smartphone in America typical blackberry user "I LOVE NOKIA" - TERMINATOR " IM SO NOT INTERESTED IN THIS STUFF " - AMERICA BEFORE BLACKBERRY BLACKBERRY HAS BECOME THE MOST POPULAR SMARTPHONE IN THE U.S THIS SUDDEN MARKET INCREASE IS DUE TO THE IMMENSE POPULARITY OF THE "BOLD" LINE OF BLACKBERRY DEVICES "i love my blackberry , i text every day!!!" -cowboy (Texas) "my app wont work here" - visitor from Guam http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cell_phones

NEWS IN BRIEF :à·ƒියල්ල කෙට්ටියෙන් :موجز أخبار

a few minutes ago ,a Russian laboratory exploded,however no casualties were reported ,THE LAB WHICH WAS THE IMRA TEK DESIGN LABORATORY EXPLODED WITHOUT WARNING WHEN A OVERLOADED CIRCUIT BURST , THIS CIRCUIT WAS USED TO LIGHT THE 2MILLION LIGHT BULBS ON THE " FERRIS SUN " HALO WHICH WAS TO BE USED AT UN COLLEGE , Dr Rakiyev perizov had this to say "it was zee smallz zirkuit we uzed ,there werz too many bulbz in the structure, so we plugged it in and zee explodz ,huge bangz ,and a smell " reason why we were able to give you a full coverage was because it happened just next door to our news room..