NAMS flu HITS THE UN ... many feared infected (not suitable for heart patients and viewers below 18 y.o.a)

"DONT SAY WE DIDNT WARN YOU :P" ...again

VIRUS OUTBREAK HITS THE UN.....AGAIN......BUT THIS IS NO ORDINARY COLD .........ITS THE N.A.M.S FLU

"IF IT IS A COLD SOME HOT LIQUIDS WILL DO "- Captain obvious

"DUH ...I WENT TO SCHOOL"- old schoolgirls association

"YUMMMMM...SNOT....."- zombie

the un has been hit by another virus outbreak......identified as N.A.M.S (NEUROLOGICAL ASSIMILATING MOLECULAR SYNDROME ) or Bacillus Kalubowilli has already infected a significant population ...the figures are unknown as the UN was Busy with UNexcel examinations set away from the U/N

..however we contacted Dr Arnold over the phone who explained to us how the virus works "the flu was first detected when a group of psychology students mysteriously fell ill...this is not uncommon ,but we received that some of the patients reacted abnormally........ this is when it turned bad..the flu ..like any other transmitted virus can easily spread at public places such as schools...we are currently working on a cure for the NAMS flu .......what are you doing here .....hello ......excuse me there is some one banging on the door.....

........be right back.......hey you should...gaaaaaahhhhhhhhnooooooo.......helllllllp...........crunch......beeeeep...... crrr...crrr...(end of message) Dr Arnold was killed during the conversation by a NAMS infected zombie.....

ok so you guys know the drill when a virus or something happens ...........

* carry atleast 6 20mg vitamin "c" pills

*have a mask in hand for any emergency

*keep a gun at hand............u never know when a zombie shows up

*update friends and family on the outbreak on Facebook ™, Twitter™ ,Skype :)

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