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SAPARA MADU REGIME EXECUTES TWO CIVILIANS -the sapara-madu regime known for its acts against humanity today executed two school children for not completing their homework a swiss boy named EYRINES and a unidentified RUSSIAN were executed in cold blood this way..

A QURANTINE SITUATION HAS BEEN DECLARED IN THE UN AS A NEW VIRUS HAS BEEN DETECTED IN ITS PREMISES .THE 2 TIMES NOBEL WINNER "GIMMI NEUTRON :P" HAS SHOWN THE FIRST SYMPTOMS AND A TAIWANESE MAN IDENTIFIED AS (SU-FUN) WAS THEN FOUND WITH THE SAME SITUATION ,HOWEVER THE TAIWANESE MANS CONDITION TURNED WORSE AS HIS STOMACH HCL LEVEL INCREASED,HE PASSED AWAY AT 1.30 PM.TO PREVENT ANY OTHER OUTBREAKS FROM HAPPENING ,THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT SPRAYED DISINFECTANT ON FOODSTUFF ...THE VIRUS IS KNOWN TO ATTACK THE HUMAN ALIMENTARY CANAL

8th Saturday Jan 2011 The Swedish president leaves the country for retirement in Australia,she was last seen boarding a special VIP aircraft , due to communication problems she was not able to communicate with the UN members for some time.however a airport employee at Singapore international airport updated his FACEBOOK status saying that he saw her plane stop for refueling in Singapore..however there was no contact again as BRISBANE has FLOODED disrupting communications -more news soon !

LOOKING DOWN FROM THE RESTAURANT "what a way to BREAK-A-FAST" - THE ECONOMIST "ONCE YOU COME HERE YOU WILL ALWAYS COME .....FULL OF ENERGY ...NO ONE SITS AROUND "-TIME MAGAZINE SPECIAL "DRUMMERS,THE MOVIES....THE FOOD ...JUST AWESOME "-TRAVEL and LIVING "I DIDN'T GET MY COFFEE 3:) " - ANONYMOUS here are some of the excellent comments given to the BREAK-A-FAST......the only way to break a fast.............. NEXTDAY (FRIDAY 10TH ) the staff was given gold for their effort in raising 9.4 MILLION for the UN MAGAZINE

DATE- 10 TH FRIDAY LOCATION- UN BUILDING /UN GENERAL ASSEMBLY The President OF SWEDEN is to retire this December - said the official report FROM THE SWEDISH PRESIDENTS HOUSE today......SPEAKING to her fellow UNers she said that SHE WILL NEVER FORGET THE INCIDENTS THAT HAPPENED AT THE UN FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS ...........in REMEMBRANCE she distributed FREE SHIRTS THAT YOU CAN WRITE ON - SEE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE IT :D

TOP LEVEL SECURITY FOR CONCERT Tuesday-7th Decemb er top level security was arranged for the annual carol concert held at the UN complex today....

UN to tarmac premises......the UN square has been shut down for tarmac laying process UN members move downstairs for term exams .......no one seems happy Russian president hospitalized during exam .....

"waiters undergoing training to attack non-paying customers by strangling them " UN TO START A RESTAURANT IN UN PREMISES .... the members started a discussion and appointed members to different posts..... sales are expected to be very high......the un members expect to donate samples of their national foodstuff.......distinguished guests include the the un secretary general , lak-mina , and sapara-maddu.....though these choices were debated ...the plan went on and the restaurant will be open on the 10th of December from 9.00 am to 1.30 pm..... "discussion about the invitees "

THURSDAY 11TH NOV 2010 LOCATION-UNITED NATIONS building. after the exile of THE SAPARA-MADU regime on Wednesday , former allies of the regime has sent troops in mass numbers to crush the uprising .....most notable incidents such as shootings, deportation has occured .....REGIMENTS OF THE 59TH LAK-MINA TANK DIVISION ,armed with LAKA -72 TANKS and LK-47 ASSULT RIFLES stormed the peaceful independence victory celebrations ...... picture showing a LAKA-72 tank moving through the streets due to these reasons people are living in deep fear as tanks are given the order to SHOOT ON SITE CNN MANAGED TO GET SOME INTERVIEWS WITH SOME LOCALS- "we are really scared , if you go out ...you will get shot......now you have to ask permission to go out......and you need PERMISSION TO GO TO THE TOILET..." confidential name.. "they are all mad.....the lak-mina division is crazy"...... o.laden "i cant even hit girls....**** them " hazzan fernandus

Wednesday10 th nov 2010 location - UNITED NATIONS building today the people rejoiced for the victory of their long awaited struggle to topple the Sapara-Madu regime people are seen in joyful and happy faces and can be seen cheering about the streets of the un complex.....the sapara-madu regime ,which is the most terrifying regime known to people have been known to cause sickness ,depression,lack of interest and irritation for decades......... the leader of the sapara-madu regime SAPPA -alias SAPARAMADU is currently in exile for three days in CINNAMON GRAND hotel in COLOMBO,SRILANKA and is under high security people are seen giving "cheers " with any liquid in hand ...even water

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO OUR READERS

THURSDAY-OCTOBER.... THE GOVERNMENT OF BRAZIL HAS DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY AS BRAZIL WAS HIT BY A DANGEROUS TRAIL OF DIARRHEA (brazillus toiletus) HAS CONTAMINATED FOOD SUPPLIES FROM THE COUNTRY THE FIRST PERSON EFFECTED BY THE PANDEMIC WAS THE BRAZILIAN PRESIDENT HIMSELF........(SEE X RAY ) HOWEVER THE PANDEMIC CAN BE EASILY CURED ....SEVERAL WARNING SIGNS HAVE BEN PUT IN AND AROUND THE UN f.a.q- do i have the brazillius toiletus *did u share any food from brazil during the last 48 hours if so please sign in to a toilet near you... HOWEVER THE SITUATION IS UNDER CONTROL AS SEEN IN THESE PICTURES FROM BRAZIL