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UN COLLEGE HAS ONCE AGAIN BANNED THE USAGE OF PLAYING CARDS ,THIS WAS MADE AFTER THE DEAN OF UN COLLEGE SUSPECTED SENIOR STUDENTS OF DODGING VERY INTERESTING PHYSICS AND MATHS CLASSES BY PROF: ALBERTMADU  EVEN WITH THIS BAN IMPOSED MANY CLASSES AT UN COLLEGE PREFORM "UNDERGROUND CASINOS" which REMAIN ACTIVE IN EVERY SENIOR CLASSROOM TO COMBAT THIS SITUATION ,PRIVATE SECURITY CONTRACTORS SUCH AS LAK -MINA DIVISION HAVE TAKEN DRASTIC MEASURES TO PREVENT "UNDERGROUND CASINOS"   "WE JUST SEND PROF: ALBERTMADU TO A CLASS....THATS IT " -LAK-MINA DIVISION COMMANDER  "OUR CASINO IS DOING REALLY WELL,EVEN GIRLS HAVE TAKEN THIS GAME SERIOUSLY ..." - CASINO MANAGER 

UN COLLEGE CLOSES FOR 3RD TERM ON THE 15TH  UN COLLEGE WILL CLOSE  TOMORROW .  WITH A  MASS FOR THE STUDENTS 

" NOW NOW ,HOW MANY BOOKS ARE THERE" - S-MAN-ANTI "PEOPLE WILL  DEFINITELY     NOT BUY THESE SMALL PAGED EXERCISE BOOKS....THEY ARE EXPENSIVE " - CAPTAIN OBVIOUS  "FED UP OF COUNTING AND SORTING THIS STUFF" - SENIOR UN COLLEGE STUDENTS  THE UN HAS ONCE AGAIN PRINTED THIS YEARS ISSUE OF "UN EXERCISE BOOKS" - ADORNED WITH THE UN COUNCIL BUILDING ON ITS MAIN COVER ,AVAILABLE IN SQUARE ,SINGLE ,DOUBLED ,BLANK ,GRAPH AND DRAWING VARIANTS AT DIFFERENT SIZES STARTING FROM 80 PAGES ........WE CURRENTLY OFFER A DISCOUNT ON BOOKS THAT ARE SLIGHTLY DAMAGED AND DESTROYED WHEN WATER MANAGED TO SOAK ABOUT 98 BOOKS ......AVAILABLE FROM 15 TH TILL AUGUST ..

RUSSIAN PRESIDENT PLANS TO LEAVE THE UN.                                                                                      FIRST CONFIRMED A MONTH AGO,THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT SAYS HE IS PLANNING TO LEAVE THE UN BY THE END OF THIS TERM, ALTHOUGH THIS WILL COME TO EFFECT AFTER SEPTEMBER 2011 -STAY TUNED FOR MORE ON THIS TOPIC

OLD SCHOOL HEALTH NEWS!!!! health secrets TERMINATOR FINDS SECRET TO LOSING THAT FEW EXTRA TONNES.... "i cant fit in my Halloween costume anymore " -anonymous "i just dont eat that cake ..i just stare at it now" -Terminator  "now now ,what are your problems " - s-man-anti "can i still eat yogurt" - some lady.                                                                                                                                                                  it was once thought that 4-5 drinks at a concert can make you fat ..but now thanks to ...

UN COLLEGE EXAMS BEGIN THE UN COLLEGE TERM EXAMS STARTED TODAY CANNIBAL PARTY ROCKS UN!!! A CANNIBAL TYPE FOOD FESTIVAL WAS ORGANISED BY THE TAIWANESE DIRECTOR AT THE UN WHICH CONSISTED OF MOSTLY RAW MEATS AND BLOOD

ARE YOU JOBLESS?? ARE YOU BETWEEN THE AGES OF 12-75 ?? CAN YOU READ ENGLISH ??(if you can read this you are ok) THEN WE GOT THE JOB FOR YOU !!!!! IF YOU HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS ,YOU CAN BE OUR NEXT REPORTER............. THAT'S RIGHT ...YOU GOT THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME ....OLD SCHOOL NEWS (UN NEWS) IS SEARCHING FOR A REPLACEMENT REPORTER FOR THE YEAR  AD 2011 SEPTEMBER -2012 AUGUST ....... WHY WAIT ????? CONTACT OUR UN NEWS OFFICE NOW !!!! APPLY TODAY* *conditions apply

JUNE 15TH SCHOOL RESTARTS TODAY ,AFTER A LONG AND DIFFICULT UNEXCEL EXAMINATIONS ONCE AGAIN WE SEE THE USUAL UN MEMBERS IN CLASS.... THE OFFICIAL UN DIRECTOR IS MR SAPPS <- CAN I HAV SOME WATER PUTHA ??

"DONT SAY WE DIDNT WARN YOU :P" ...again  VIRUS OUTBREAK HITS THE UN.....AGAIN......BUT THIS IS NO ORDINARY COLD .........ITS THE N.A.M.S FLU  "IF IT IS A COLD SOME HOT LIQUIDS WILL DO "- Captain obvious  "DUH ...I WENT TO SCHOOL"- old schoolgirls association  "YUMMMMM...SNOT....."- zombie  the un has been hit by another virus outbreak......identified as N.A.M.S   (NEUROLOGICAL ASSIMILATING MOLECULAR SYNDROME ) or  Bacillus Kalubowilli    has already infected a significant population ...the figures are unknown as the UN was Busy with UNexcel examinations set away from the U/N   ..however we contacted Dr Arnold over the phone who explained  to us  how the virus works                                                                     ...

Unexcel is a world wide examinations "charity" which aims at promoting higher education standards for money ..this exam is currently held at the UN and we regret that we did not have suitable news for you during the past weeks

<- BRUTAL IMAGES CAUGHT ON CAMERA BY OUR UNDERCOVER REPORTER :0 WE REQUIRE OUR READERS TO READ THE NEWS REPORTED EARLIER (SEE BELOW) "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" - NINTENDO "THEY ARE A INSULT TO MY GREAT EMPIRE,THEY ARE A DISGRACE TO MY NAZI UNIFORM " - HITLER DURING ASSEMBLY " SEE MR HITLER HOW THESE PEOPLE BEHAVE , TODAY I AM VERY VERY HAPPY ABOUT OUR PROGRESS, ...bla bla bla........SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP THESE THINGS IN MIND AS FAR AS YOUR EXAMINATIONS ARE CONCERNED " - PROFESSOR AL BERTMADU "NOW NOW ,WHAT WERE THEIR PROBLEMS " - SMAN/TI "I AM SHOCKED"- TERMINATOR (SEE NEWS BELOW FOR EARLIER REPORT ) NINTENDO ™(PRONOUNCED-************) (LATIN - NINTENDO D/S -************ ) WAS ABLE TO SHOW HITLER THAT THE GAMES POOL LIVE AND DAY AT THE BEACH WERE COPIED ILLEGALLY (SEE NEWS BELOW) AFTER A PENDING DECISION BY THE IMPERIAL NAZI CABINET ,HITLER ORDERED THE EXECUTION OF THE 3 GAME DEVE...

<- NINTENDO D/S TUBELIGHT TRANSLATION ENABLED FOR THIS PAGE <- Mr C***-Nati watching the 3 devolopers from a netbook From our correspondent in -Germany NINTENDO ™ (PRONOUNCED-*******) ( LATIN - ***************** ) has asked Hitler to execute 3 game devolopers who made UNLICENED COPIES OF POOL LIVE ™ AND DAY AT THE BEACH ™ Hitler in his morning general assembly said he will "execute those involved in this copyright allegation" the games were first released to Facebook ™ where Nintendo managed to pull the copyright allegation "im so happy i got credit from Hitler" - NINTENDO "I THINK MY NE TBOOK HANDLED th OSE HIGH RESOLUTION GAMES EASILY " - MR CHRISH-NATI (GAME TESTER FOR NINTENDO ) "I CANT BELIEVE IT, THOSE CHARACTERS IN POOL LIVE ™ are wearing nazi uniforms " - Hitler after watching the three on a netbook Hitler has already sent many credits and praises for "being vi...